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Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
2011 Planning Meeting
We will be meeting to plan our events for the year! We would love to have your input. Please consider coming to the meeting with your ideas. We will be meeting on Tuesday (not Wednesday due to Pastor Nate's various studies) January 4th at 7pm.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Make you own handmade Chrismtas Cards!
Christmas Cards--2 Dates-Different Cards each day!
Class One--Saturday November 20--10 am -1pm
Make 10 Christmas Cards -- all different!
You will need to supply your own envelopes and adhesive.
Cost of the class is $18
Class Two--Saturday December 4--10 am - 1 pm
Make 10 Christmas Cards -- all different!
You will need to supply your own envelopes and adhesive.
Cost of the class is $18
If you do both classes you will have 20 different original cards to send to your loved ones. Please be sure to RSVP early! Seats are limited.
RSVP for Class One -- November15th
RSVP for Class Two -- November 28
Hope to see you soon!
Mary Jo
Class One--Saturday November 20--10 am -1pm
Make 10 Christmas Cards -- all different!
You will need to supply your own envelopes and adhesive.
Cost of the class is $18
Class Two--Saturday December 4--10 am - 1 pm
Make 10 Christmas Cards -- all different!
You will need to supply your own envelopes and adhesive.
Cost of the class is $18
If you do both classes you will have 20 different original cards to send to your loved ones. Please be sure to RSVP early! Seats are limited.
RSVP for Class One -- November15th
RSVP for Class Two -- November 28
Hope to see you soon!
Mary Jo
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Come join the fun!
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RSVP by calling 662-7888 or e-mail yourrep@roadrunner.com
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Spring Flowering Bulb Fundraiser!
October 3-10
Be sure to participate in our flowering bulb fundraiser. It is a great way to help out our Women's Ministry while adding beauty to your home. The flowers are guaranteed and BEAUTIFUL!
Call Mary Jo at 662-7888 if you have questions.
We will be taking orders after all services on October 3rd and 10th!
Monday, September 6, 2010
Just for Laughs
KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
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